Le Petite Mort Gets Jacked

Le petite mort is a term referring to the sensation of an orgasm and its approximation to death.

Imagine what a 6 ton orgasm would do?

It’s a little more serious than blindness, it is death itself as one 50 year old man in Japan found out when his 6 ton porn collection fell on him.

Getting Rammed 

If you can’t imagine what six tonnes looks like, imagine at least two of these on top of each other on top of you.

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Double DD’s with a Few Extra OOOs

The average weight of a magazine is 250g.

That means this guy had like 22 000 magazines in his collection and was crushed by a stack of them.

I’m not sure what the moral of the story is because I’m still scratching my head.

Post written by Merlin X.

Source: The Toronto Sun, Mar 3, 2017

 

New Exercise Motivator – The Tripod Effect of Porn

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GET PUMPED

Let’s try and make this study sound important with the closing statement that aggressive sports clips (is that like watching guys celebrating and smacking each other’s butts, perhaps it’s more like Lingerie Football League video promos?) or motivational training videos can have a similar effect ( does Lady Sonia comes to mind or do they mean Youtubing Al Pacino’s speech in Any Given Sunday?)

TRIPOD EFFECT

Now as a hypothetical participant in this study, my first question would be: Why the squat test?  I’ve just finished watching a porn vid and might be sporting a woody which could make things uncomfortable and awkward at the same time.   Second question: How did you dupe your faculty into paying you to study the effects of porn on weight lifters to procure a Ph.D?   Third question:  What other exercises did you get them to improve on?  A plank?

source: Men’s Health June 2013